Does someone you know spend waaaaaaayyy to much time in the bathroom? Then it’s about time he was given this poo timer! Because any more than 5 min’s is spending too much time and is scientifically and medically bad for you!

As seen on USA “Shark Tank” and born on 🌈 Kickstarter, this explosively funny gag gift is a unique and fun ⏳ 5-minute sand timer for your favorite 💩 stinker. No more 40-minute poop breaks Dad! The gift for the poo crastinator in your group.

Shipped from Brisbane, Australia straight to your door, super quick & spicy fresh! 🚚


⏳ Runs for about five minutes

How long does your loved Dad spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device.





We’ve concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again!